Sippin'...

I am sitting here wondering what the intellectual response to this product would be. But really, I don't care. Because this is... the best thing ever. Cheers, my friends.. Cheers to science!

Drum roll...
introducing..

SYNTHETIC ALCOHOL...Look!

Now, a responsible reaction. Shouldn't scientists be curing cancer, solving the AIDs pandemic, blah blah blah. Sure, but its about time these shallow advances in what I'll call "pop- science", benefit me! What the hell am I gonna do with all these male enhancement pills, hair growth and weight- loss formula. Nothing. A world with no hang overs? Never again will we utter the all to familiar "I am never drinking again".

But Until then.. remember...
Dark liquor is a killer.

and eat something before.