Friday, December 11, 2009

Heaven Cometh

..I didn't even have to sit on Santa's lap for this one! I just pasted the entire article..read on and embrace the revolution....

"First Gourmet Marijuana Restaurant Opens In Denver"

A medical marijuana dispensary in Denver has decided to get creative and make the business into a full-service restaurant that caters to those who need to use medicinal marijuana to ease physical ailments.

The owner of Ganja Gourmet located at 1810 South Broadway Avenue said the restaurant will "aim to help distribute medicinal marijuana to those licensed to have it and provide an atmosphere where patients can visit with one another in a safe environment."

Ganja Gourmet plans to offer lasagna, gourmet pizza, jambalaya, paella, chocolate mousse and flavored cheesecakes, among other gourmet dishes.

"It's a different buzz too. It's a more alert, more awake buzz," Medical Marijuana Chef
Evan "Budman" said.

Budman believes it will put South Broadway on the state's budding medical marijuana map.

"It will bring people from all over Colorado here," he said.

The restaurant will be decorated in a 1960s retro feel, including tie-dye attire for the employees.

Steve Horowitz, an owner of Ganja Gourmet, says the restaurant will not promote a party-like atmosphere.

"With the new laws in Colorado, medicinal marijuana is a business like any other. Dozens of legal dispensaries are everywhere. We have to set ourselves apart as a business in order to survive," Horowitz said in a prepared statement. "Just like any other restaurant, we have to work on the quality of our food and our atmosphere to make sure our customers have an enjoyable experience that makes them want to come back."

Horowitz said the restaurant will offer courtesy rides home for customers who feel they can't drive.

"I hope the launch of Ganja Gourmet will set the standard for other Colorado distributers and distributers around the nation so that those suffering from illness get the best service possible," Horowitz said.

The marijuana-laced menu is actually prepared off-premises. Building inspectors won't allow an on-site kitchen because of a fire hazard.

Some neighboring businesses it's just the latest proof several blocks of South Broadway are going to pot.

"I don't think it's good for the neighborhood," an area business owner said. "I think it's a joke that they're using the guise that it's medicinal. It just shows it's not medicinal."

Former State Rep. Don Armstrong, injured in Vietnam, says the ganja gourmet is just what he needs instead of powerful painkillers.

"This is an alternative for me. It's a great alternative, when I do this," Armstrong said. "I can function with life in me and be able to live a normal life … I'm learning on the eating part. I'm just trying this out now."

Ganja Gourmet opened on Wednesday.








Original article here.

On The Record: iThink does no endorse illegal drug use. But really if it is legal what is the difference between this mary jane slice of pizza and an Advil or Viagra? Well. the difference is one has mass distribution, backed by a billion dollar industry, is openly socially accepted and can fund a whole lot crap. And the other, makes ya kinda hungry. Is that the devil's handy work? Nay, I say! I am not going into the politics of drug laws, I am much to tired for that, all I'm saying is its about time someone had the gall to step up and embrace and integrate a product the drives this particular food market forward. Seriously, do college kids keep these sh*t burger joints, sandwich shacks, pizza delivery, and late night (ehm) confection connection eateries open because the food is so damned delicious? NO.

Besides if this "ganja" that these people are referring to is legalized nationally..uh it can be taxed. Duh, and it'd encourage competition, its the capitalist way! THE AMERICAN WAY! Coca- Cola dime bags! And we could stop filling up our prisons with the petite drug possession charges. Just sayin..its a recession.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Spread 'em

..holiday joy, that is... and nothing says Merry Christmas like a gyno swabbing ya' lady bits.. jingle her bells fellas...


oh, and for our kosher counter parts...


complete with Fiddler on the Roof background music.. schmeear (hahaha)

uhm. where is the one for Kwanzaa?

**Scene
Alfonso Ribiero "Wanna keep it real for tha' ladies" etc..
with Barry White in the background.

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Culturally appropriate.


This commercial is a comedic gem on its own but they could have found a more endearing and less possessive phrase than "your woman". And I'm pretty sure your woman can manage..her body..without your help.

Friday, October 9, 2009

I don't like this crap!

You have got to be (excuse the vulgarity)- Fucking Kidding me...



And that Puma, is how you lose a loyal customer to her values. If i ever see this on someones iPhone, I may kick 'em in the nuts, no worries I'll use the green puma's I still own. That way their crotch will have another deep tingling feeling- sponsored by Puma.

Because my homepage (sociological images [nerd..i know]) summarized it for me...just click here

oh candace you are such an angsty feminist. Eh- SHOVE IT!!!

Monday, October 5, 2009

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Friday, September 25, 2009

Poke Your Face



I understand the need to protect public health, but this is beyond ridiculous. Actually, its frightening.


I think perhaps this is the sign of the apocalypse? Maybe only in New England. I'm safe. I hope people are rallying in the streets, because the thought of an involuntary injection is reminiscent of..i dont know.. the Tuskegee Project!


FYI: The Tuskegee Project in synopsis in two lines: 1932 Experiment the injected black men with syphilis and/or left those already with the disease untreated so that the effects of the disease on the "negro body" could be examined. Patients were left untreated, even though there were standard treatments at the time, because the test subjects were only valuable to the study once they died, and the autopsy yielded some kind of addition to science.
(Thanks Candace for this moment in black history) American history breaks my heart.

Just consider this. 5-0 kicks in ya door wavin the 4,4, and either injects with what you hope is a vaccine, but since they are already in your home can arrest you for, anything "illegal" that they see. And hm, do you think some cop really cares to take the proper medical protocol to ensure that your injection is given correctly, with a sanitary needle? Prob not, these are cops..not doctors.
 And lets think of all the diseases you can get from a tainted needle:
  1. HIV/ AIDs
  2. Hep B
  3. Malaria
  4. uh- anything that anyone else has cause its going from on blood stream to another.
  5. Conspiracy theory- heroin (get ya hooked on the D)
The other option is incarceration? Hrm. I don't want to bring up the prison industrial complex, or the attack on ethnic minorities and the poor, but just think of the implications. Sheesh. I'm done with this.




Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Instead of Sleeping...

This man is what happens when you never..leave Ithaca, NY.


my reaction: nonplussed


If only Mufasa were here..to regulate.



4-20?

the only thing funnier than the mass exodus as the dude filming lol.

Sports

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Current Events

1. Well, I watched the Dolphins/ Colts game, and have decided that even I could beat the Dolphins. I mean no single handedly no no. Fran Drescher as my tight end, Ruby Dee doing safety, with Mia Jackson calling the plays. What a bunch O tards. I am no football expert but even I know that if you have the ball for 45 mins out of the entire game..you should..statistically win. I may become a colts fan. As for now its the Pitty Stealers.. GOD I can't wait for basketball season.... MIAMI!!!

2. Plaxico Burress. Talk about having the worst day ever. I won't go into how the legal system, and in this case the criminal justice system is clearly designed to empower and oppress certain groups of ehm..people. With its minimum sentence requirements, rockafellar drug laws, blah blah blah. You see where I am going, I digress. Plaxico not only was taken away for two years to a STATE prison..and thats some Oz level, soap on a rope stuff, BUT he shot himself in the thigh by accident to get there. Literally insult to injury. And on top of that..he sounds like a corporation. (too soon?). Well..here's hoping the inmates are Giants fans, i wonder if he is a wide receiver... (poor form, its way too soon for that one) (I apologize). Do any of the black nfl stars...not goto jail?

3. Briefly- My suggestions for the Real Housewives of Atlanta... Stiletto Goulashes. [Leans over and nudges FEMA] heyyy... (whispering) nows your chance! redeem yourself there are ethnic people in georgia too (duh).


Just Call me Brenda Blackman. And thats it for this edition of I watched the news.

not related. i just love this video

Monday, September 21, 2009

Peep these gems.







(lol)



notice 1: the dude in the confederate flag t shirt. to the left.
notice 2: protest win- dude in the center with  a sign saying
 "we have no idea what we are talking about"


tehehehehee


* from a slide show "Funniest Protest Signs of 09"- Huffinton Post

(well orig. posted 9/21- but the pics didnt go up- silly me)

Today's Ear Candy

just turn the bass up.

Brother Ali- yes. end of of story.

Favorite #2


Favorite #1

god damn i love this song.


Brother Ali Concert, Nov. 7th, NYC. Any Takers?.

thats not funny.

Uh. but it is. a few clips that were supposed to be seriously sad, that i've found seriously ticklish.

Meet Joe Black.
I wont lie. I love this movie. I own this movie..(i stole it from someone in t2). But this part..


the first car, alright, tragic.
the second, el-oh-el.


Jurassic Park. Timmy gets fried. :36
she

when is electrocution not funny? someone get that chick a sedative.. she probably founded fml.


Deep Blue Sea. I think you know where I am going with this.



Wanted.
Morgan Freeman in my head is God, or the voice of God. And generally a responsible old, respectable dude so when he uses swear words... I pee a little bit.



Personal Aside:
does anyone think that Gerard Butler looks like James Mcavoy if James ate a touch more protein?

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Personal Aside Number Two:
did anyone else think that james mcavoy in chronicles of narnia was a pedophile. Because in talking to people, I am the only one disturbed by Mr. Tummus and his bedroom eyes..and the fact that he roofies a child.



even in german. you knows it wrong.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

not about my night.

i am not in the best mood. moving on. for those of us who don't believe in sincerity... i would like to say to you..

ehm.

I want to wake up with you to the next few melodies. and yes i'm hopelessly lame and perhaps some kind of caustic romantic. meh, it wont wash away...








dedicated to.. farty u.s.a.
(sheesh)

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

7am and Salty

Because no one I know is awake yet. And aptly so, no one should be awake this early unless they are employed or..doing the walk of shame. I'd venture to say that even the shamers haven't gotten over that initial morning grog that settles itself on the cusp of still drunk and hung over. So, awake.... that leaves me, the sirens in the morning air and the herds of caffeine addicted "real adults", making their way to a cubicle...and ive made the pilgrimage from my mattress to my mac? Craigslist here I come..but not before some nonsense...

Super Commie Mario




Excuse me?
Lets take a trip to my nerdy sociology side. I just came across an article entitled "Women's Internalized Oppression: Undermining Your Own Sexuality", and I am thinking, oh geez, here is an article that is going to state the obvious; using already assumed and redundantly stated observations and constructions on the female bodied assumed "woman", and in an attempt to critique society will probably end up reinforcing its values and norms.. but I wont judge it before I read it.Girls Girls Girls!me likey? not really.

1. Let's notice that the douche tool author is a man. Am I saying that men cannot write about women? Well that'd be silly since it is a dick dominated society and most of what is written about women is for the male agenda..ew patriarchy, thats not where i am going. I am saying duh men can write about women, anyone can as long as they (and in this case"Marty K"), state openly his privileged, and his biases that have come from his experience. Why? Cause if you you sound like you know exactly what you are talking about, as if it empirically factual.

2. Consider the audience, the website is called- EmpowerHer. com, the other topics include " love v. lust", "the cost of treating erectile dysfunction", trivial trivial plebeian bull caca, etc., is my point. This website is to feminist theory as a mcnugget is to a Gourmet Kobe Burger. What I am saying is that the people who probably read this site with some grain of sincerity, are not sociologist. And prob do not have the time to spot the flaws in the articles. Meaning EmpowerHer has the duty to watch their mouth because people are inhaling their shit with no filter. And that is detrimental.

3. Lets get to the business...
  • heterosexual assumption
  • mentions dynamic of gender roles/ sans critique
  • lets not even start on the irresponsible and grossly shallow glossing of sexuality in general
  • ridiculous generalizations w/o sufficient evidence
  • "Very few women are happy with their bodies" gfy (excuse yourself to masturbate)
  • Credit where is is due..in the end marty begins to critically and intelligently open one aspect of the female socialization into gender. you get a cookie.
4. I'm sayin. This article leaves a big, So what? in my mouth. Marty has failed ::
  • to tell me the implications of his issue
  • to tell me the effect of society- (from cultural, to subcultural, to interpersonal ,to intrapsychic) on his observations
  • to contribute something new and innovative to the issue of this issue that is actually called in femenine focused sociological literature "the male gaze".
  • Dear Marty, take soc 101 and shut the hell up- love, c.

5. Am I a pompous asshole? Absolutely Yes. Do I think Marty is an idiot? Absolutely Yes.


But what do I know?
Time for breakfast :)




"oooh my god" (tehehehe)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Sick- Sad World

I hope someday Barak says my name..uh actually in any context.
Blank


Nightmares.



Sexy? Absolutely not!



in what world is this even remotely attractive. oh this one? beam me up.

Smiles All Around

A clip from a great show..Wonder Showzen ( I may or may not have spent my summer watching this show).




That's a delicious beating :)
I have a sick sense of humor. womp womp.